Wrestlelution IV Review – From J-Hawk’s Beak

I’m back! Well, not that I really went away since I’m Pro Wrestling Weekend virtually every week, but this is the first time I’ve written a legitimate review in close to six years. I will have to go back through some of the stuff I used to write on another site that will remain nameless (mostly because it resembles […]

Voted Off The Island | Justin Bieber

Do we really need to say more? He looks like your penis- with a wig. He’s every snot nosed, rich kid you wanted to beat up in high school for no other reason than he just… deserved to be pummeled. Usually these types grow up to be cops. But back in them days they didn’t really have YouTube, or big time Hollywood brass types scouting Internet […]

Voted Off The Island | Zak Bagans

In your mind, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Ashton Kutcher wish they were you. The Hiltons, The Kardashians, hell, even The Beatles all wish they could party with you. As you so placidly pose for every camera shot, we understand the trauma that comes with the territory of being so damn good lookin’. We empathize with you, for all the […]

Voted Off The Island: Bieber – Bagans – Fieri | Smartasses Magazine

We’re not sure how this Frosted Mini Wheat with sunglasses and overdone jewelry rose to anything close to the amount of fame that he has, but frankly, we’re too embarrassed that he hails from Smartasses Magazine’s hometown of Columbus, Ohio to care. If we Columbusites are going to be looked upon as ass-clowns, let us at least be cast as such for something valid… […]

Who Should Play Wonder Woman?

After the rebirth of old TV Shows like The Bionic Woman, Hawaii 5-0 and Battlestar Gallactica, many of you have been clamoring for a rebirth of Wonder Woman. You clamored even more when you heard it was on the table. Well, finally, it appears that the project is going to happen. It was just announced that NBC has decided […]

WWE Drops The Ball – Ask Your RoleModel

Okay, I’ve been quiet long enough, and seriously, I don’t give a damn who I offend with this, or what writers I may anger… WWE, your product sucks! You literally have to be either 14 and under, or a complete idiot to enjoy that visual diarrhea you call “sports entertainment”. Going into the 2013 Royal Rumble, it […]

The Hottest Women In Sports – Smartasses

Year in and year out, one of the things that makes The Smartasses Magazine Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive, the best 100 Hottest Women In The World list in the business, is the attention we pay to the Sexiest Women of Sports. Well, what better way to celebrate that, than to cherry pick and bring them all […]

Top 50 Sexiest Comic Book Babes of All Time

Top 50 Sexiest Comic Book Babes Of All Time | Electra Woman & Dyna Girl – Power Girl – The hottest women in comics. All the superheroines & female supervillain characters we love and worship.   Top 50 Sexiest Comic Book Babes Of All Time – Smartasses Magazine   Smartasses Magazine: Top 50 Sexiest Comic […]

Bridget Graham – September 2013 | Smartasses Hot Chick Of The Month

After garnering the number sixty-four spot on the 2013 Smartasses Magazine Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive list, there’s a reason Bridget Graham, despite not (yet) being a household name, was able to also lay claim to having one of the top ten most viewed bios on the entire Smartasses network of websites this past year. […]

Four Tips To Make Money With Affiliate Marketing for Playable Ads Html5

The most important and indispensable tool for success in affiliate programs is to have your own website. The first step in any affiliate marketing business is building a good website, credible and professional. Your website should be the rallying point of all your marketing efforts. Therefore, you must first build a website that is easy […]