We Are Not Under the 10 Commandments

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The Law of Moses (including the Ten Commandments) was written for the Jews (Israel) and was only to last until the time of Christ. In the Law of Moses, the blood of animals was required to atone for the sins of the people. These sacrifices were temporary. Now, we have the perfect sacrifice. God’s only […]

How much does playing slots instead of table games cost you?

If this isn’t enough to convince you to try table games, I don’t know what is. You don’t even have to abandon slots if you love them — but when you need a break from the monotony of slots, trying a table game instead of continuing on a slot binge will save you money. Learning […]

Nine Ball Rules

Except when clearly contradicted by these additional rules, the General Rules of Pocket Billiards apply. 1 OBJECT OF THE GAME. Nine Ball is played with nine object balls numbered one through nine and a cue ball. On each shot the first ball the cue ball contacts must be the lowest-numbered ball on the table, but […]

A Look at Two of the Kentucky Derby’s Top Contenders

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Sidney’s Candy is poised to make a great showing at the 2010 Kentucky Derby. He’ll enter the race after an exciting four-race winning streak, so it’s no wonder that Bodog puts his odds at 6/1 to win. His maiden race may have been on a dirt track, but all his graded stakes races have been […]

Wrestlelution IV Review – From J-Hawk’s Beak

I’m back! Well, not that I really went away since I’m Pro Wrestling Weekend virtually every week, but this is the first time I’ve written a legitimate review in close to six years. I will have to go back through some of the stuff I used to write on another site that will remain nameless (mostly because it resembles […]

Voted Off The Island | Justin Bieber

Do we really need to say more? He looks like your penis- with a wig. He’s every snot nosed, rich kid you wanted to beat up in high school for no other reason than he just… deserved to be pummeled. Usually these types grow up to be cops. But back in them days they didn’t really have YouTube, or big time Hollywood brass types scouting Internet […]

Voted Off The Island | Zak Bagans

In your mind, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Ashton Kutcher wish they were you. The Hiltons, The Kardashians, hell, even The Beatles all wish they could party with you. As you so placidly pose for every camera shot, we understand the trauma that comes with the territory of being so damn good lookin’. We empathize with you, for all the […]

Voted Off The Island: Bieber – Bagans – Fieri | Smartasses Magazine

We’re not sure how this Frosted Mini Wheat with sunglasses and overdone jewelry rose to anything close to the amount of fame that he has, but frankly, we’re too embarrassed that he hails from Smartasses Magazine’s hometown of Columbus, Ohio to care. If we Columbusites are going to be looked upon as ass-clowns, let us at least be cast as such for something valid… […]

Who Should Play Wonder Woman?

After the rebirth of old TV Shows like The Bionic Woman, Hawaii 5-0 and Battlestar Gallactica, many of you have been clamoring for a rebirth of Wonder Woman. You clamored even more when you heard it was on the table. Well, finally, it appears that the project is going to happen. It was just announced that NBC has decided […]

WWE Drops The Ball – Ask Your RoleModel

Okay, I’ve been quiet long enough, and seriously, I don’t give a damn who I offend with this, or what writers I may anger… WWE, your product sucks! You literally have to be either 14 and under, or a complete idiot to enjoy that visual diarrhea you call “sports entertainment”. Going into the 2013 Royal Rumble, it […]