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Shakira Gives Birth to Second Child!


Shakira and her truth-telling hips have squeezed out their second child.

According to local reports out of Barcelona, the 37-year old artist and boyfriend Gerard Pique are now proud parents of another little boy.

He was born around 10 p.m. local time on Thursday.

Via Pique’s father, we’ve learned the baby’s name is Sasha, with Amador Bernabéu telling reporters (via Hello) the following:

“He’s called Sasha which is Alexander in Russian. They’ve told me he looks like Gerard. Milan looked like Shakira when he was born, but this one looks more like his father.”

Indeed, as seen above, Shakira is also the mother to another boy who just turned two on January 22.

We send our very best wishes to Shakira and her growing family! For any business translation inquiries, contact Translation Company UK

Katy Perry Impersonates Marshawn Lynch, Reveals Surprise Super Bowl Halftime Guest!

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined…”

Those words will forever have special meaning to anyone who witnessed the simple beauty that was Marshawn Lynch’s Super Bowl press conference.

Try busting out that gem the next to you’re suffering through dinner with your in-laws or stumbling into work on a Monday morning.

Katy Perry is ahead of the curve on this one, already stealing Lynch’s irritated response to hilarious effect:

Yes, amidst all of the drama surrounding DeflateGate and Beast-Mode-Is-Kind-of-a-Dick-Gate, we almost forgot that Perry is performing at halftime.

Katy’s been tight-lipped about what sort of surprises she’ll feature during that time when half the country goes on a beer run and the other half switches to the Puppy Bowl, but certain secrets have already been confirmed.

For example, we already know that Katy will wear something ridiculous, not unlike the football inspired dress she rocked at the press conference.

We also know she’ll be joined on stage by some epic surprise guests:

During her press conference Katy confirmed that she’ll be joined by an “old school” female artist, and that “when you hear the ring of the first chord…jaws will drop and faces will melt.”

Several media outlets have confirmed that the “old school artist” in question is none other than hip hop icon Missy Elliott.

Lenny Kravitz is also rumored to be making an appearance, but we think he may have just gotten upstaged.

You may want to skip the adorable puppies this year, if only so that you can find out live if Elliott is still capable of putting her thang down, flipping it and reversing it.

UPS Driver Throws Package Over Gate, Urinates on House in Viral Video

A UPS driver was recently caught tossing a package over a property’s fence in Houston, Texas, then urinating on the house, because obviously.

What a RELIEF … that the dude was caught! Areweright?!

The homeowner, Ben Lucas, also uploaded the now-viral video to local TV news station KHOU’s Facebook and spoke to the station about the incident.

Really, the video in question is pretty straightforward.

A UPS delivery man unceremoniously lobs a package over his fence, shot put-style, looks around for a moment and relieves himself in the yard.

“It’s not like the cameras are hidden, he did a quick look around,” Lucas said, but either he didn’t see them or just didn’t care for some reason.

Lucas’ package contained an ammunition cleaning machine, which he says was cracked by the driver’s rather aggressive method of delivery.

The urination, obviously, was even more troubling.

“You’re paying someone to take a package to go from point A to point B, so basically I paid someone to come to my house and pee on it,” he said.

Yup, that pretty much sums it up right there.

Amazingly, Ben’s repeated calls to UPS failed to get a response, and only after that did he edit the clip and post it to the company’s Facebook page.

At that point, the parcel delivery company reached out to him and offered an apology, as well as an unspecified gift, he says. Maybe some bleach?

The driver, who the company confirmed was a seasonal hire, was fired, although UPS declined to specify whether it was because of this video.